Charles Manson kills people. I talk. Everyone has a talent.

  Stop trying to slap that cigarette out of someone’s mouth and instead thank them for smoking.  Smoking may cause cancer, but smokers are telling us how to beat it. […]

My Brother is an Idiot

He’ll show up to the party late and talk a big game but then drink too much and promptly pass out in the shower with the water running. I don’t […]